Naughty Las Vegas Vacation Ideas
Ideas for a naughty Las Vegas vacation or a couple's getaway in the Sin City? This is probably one of the most popular questions I've been asked! There are, in fact, so many fun things to do for a couple. To make things easier, I decided to sum up here all the naughty, adult things to do in Vegas for a couple. If you are looking for a cleaner fun, check out Honeymoon Packages for more ideas.
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Naughty Las Vegas Vacation - Best Hotels For Couples
Every vacation starts from finding the most suitable hotel - and we are no exception. Therefore, I found the naughtiest Las Vegas hotels suitable for a couple's getaway. My top choice are Planet Hollywood and The Mirage - both very adult hotels, frequented by party-loving public, where you surely will see some skin even if you are not looking for it. They offer plenty of entertainment, bars, night clubs. Planet Hollywood, for example, hosts the largest number of shows in Vegas, at least 3 of which are very adult - Marc Savard, Peepshow, iCandy Burlesque. The wife/girlfriend could even take a Stripper 101 class to learn new tricks to entertain the husband/boyfriend!
Rio, Palms and Hard Rock hotel also cater to revelers with their 24/7 party atmosphere. Palms and Hard Rock Hotel host some of the hottest concerts in Vegas and the most incredible pool parties. Rio is home to a free show catering to adults -Show In The Sky with dancers dancing in gondolas hanging from the ceiling.
The Mirage | Palms | Rio | Planet Hollywood | Hard Rock |
Naughty Las Vegas Vacation - Best Shows For Couples
Next, you may be wondering which are the naughtiest shows in Las Vegas suitable for a couple. Provided you are going to have fun together and not separately, I would swear by these shows as the most fun shows that almost any couple would enjoy. (If you are going to have fun separately - check out Male Revue and Topless Shows).
So for a naughty Las Vegas vacation, you can't go wrong with either one of these hypnosis shows. The premise is more or less the same for all of them - a hypnotist and volunteers from the audience. Hypnotist hypnotizes volunteers and makes them do hilarious stuff, usually of adult nature. Remember - you must be really, really into dirty jokes and have no inhibitions to enjoy these shows!
Marc Savard | Hypnosis Unleashed |
Anthony Cools |
And here are the naughtiest adult shows in Las Vegas that cater to both men and women. Of these, my personal favorite is Absinthe - but you also need to be able to appreciate adult crude humor to enjoy it. Zumanity is a naughty, very enjoyable show by Cirque du Soleil, with acrobatic stunts mixed with eroticism. Jubilee! will give you a taste of Old Vegas - it is more "retro" than naughty, and may be more appreciated by an older couple. Sin City Comedy Show is a mixture of stand up comedy and half naked dancers, so both of you will have something to enjoy during your glorious naughty Las Vegas vacation as a couple!
Absinthe |
Zumanity |
Jubilee! |
Sin City Comedy |
And finally, here are my favorite shows in Las Vegas that are not really naughty, but very, very funny or just that good. Carrot Top is a hilarious red headed comedian, Penn & Teller are the best magicians, Divas is a musical show where all female actresses are portrayed by men-impersonators, and Defending The Cavemen is a hilarious one-man comedy show that makes fun of stupid misunderstandings that married couples tend to fight over.
Carrot Top |
Defending Caveman |
Penn & Teller |
Divas Las Vegas |
Naughty Las Vegas Vacation Packages
Do you enjoy partying? Then you definitely need to get hold of one of those V Cards - the ultimate party pass in Vegas! This card, or more like vouchers, will give you absolutely free access to most of night clubs and even Strip clubs and pool parties (provided it's summer season) in Vegas. And if you are wondering whether the girl needs the card too - after all, women can get in most clubs for free, I'd suggest that you do need it. First of all, not all clubs are free for women. Second, with this card you would avoid surprises such as having to wait in line while the guy already got a free VIP access. On the other hand, if you are prepared to enjoy at least part of your naughty Las Vegas vacation separately, the girl could get a What Women Want Pass instead.
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Naughty Las Vegas Vacation - Guided Party Tours
If you don't want to do night club hopping by yourself, there are many guided party tours conducted by professionals! With most of these tours, the party starts even before you get to a night club - in the limo, with champagne toasts or other bottled services. Here are the most popular party tours for a perfectly naughty Las Vegas vacation.
Pool Party | Nite Tours | Rock Star Tours | Limo Party Tour | Helicopter Tours |
Naughty Las Vegas Vacation - Best Night Clubs For Couples
Assuming you have your V Card, where would you start partying? Here are all the best, naughtiest Las Vegas night Clubs - all of them are currently included into V Card. Otherwise, the cover charge is around $30 for each club. In other words, with only 2 night clubs you will justify the cost of the V Card.
Lavo | Rain | Pure | Tao | Marquee |
Naughty Las Vegas Vacation - Best Strip Clubs For Couples
People are wondering which are the best strip clubs in Las Vegas for couples. The thing about Vegas strip clubs is that some of them are really "gentlemen's" clubs - ladies are not allowed in, and they only feature female strippers. It's always best to check their website or call in advance. You can find all the websites and more tips on what to do and what not to do in Las Vegas Strip Clubs.
These strip clubs are a perfect choice for a naughty Las Vegas vacation - they either have a special "ladies night", or have both female and male strippers on the same night so you both can enjoy your night out.
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Sapphire | Palomino |
Naughty Las Vegas Vacation - Best Pools
And I know you want to ask this question - what are the best, naughtiest pools in Las Vegas? Well there are 2 types of naughty adult pools here - pools with the hottest parties, and pools with European (topless) area. To make things more fun for your naughty Las Vegas getaway, I separated the pools into 2 categories.
Las Vegas European Pools
Here are the best European pools in Vegas. Please keep in mind that you do need to arrive to the pools in a nice presentable attire, and sober preferably. Otherwise they might not let you in!
| Venus Pool Club At Caesars Palace  |
Moorea Beach Club At Mandalay Bay  |
Bare Pool Lounge at The Mirage  |
Tao Beach at The Venetian  |
The Voo at Rio  |
Best Las Vegas Pool Parties
These are the most fun pool parties - a perfect addition to a naughty couple's getaway in Las Vegas! Many of them are included in the V Card and you can get there absolutely for free and without having to wait in line.
| Rehab Sundays Hard Rock Hotel  |
Relax Mondays Hard Rock Hotel  |
Azure at Palazzo  | Liquid at Aria  | Ditch Fridays at Palms  |
| Wet Republic at MGM Grand  |
Encore Beach Club  |
Marquee Dayclub  |
VooDoo Beach at Rio |
Naughty Las Vegas Vacation - Best Bars
Every naughty Las Vegas getaway should include some bar-hopping. But which bars are the naughtiest? I have selected the most fun theme bars in the city. They all have something to offer that other bars don't: either half dressed beautiful dancers, or stripper hosts, non-stop parties, famous bands, stand up comedians. I promise you won't get bored in them!
Stripper Bar | Carnaval Court | Blondies Sports | Coyote Ugly | Dicks Last Resort |
Gilley's |
Beauty Bar |
Hard Rock Cafe |
Diablo's Cantina |
Cabo Wabo Cantina |
Naughty Las Vegas Vacation - Best Spas For Couples
Finally, after partying and playing, you may be interested in a relaxing massage, spa treatment or just soaking in a Jacuzzi. While you can't really find "naughty spa" in Las Vegas, the next closes thing is a spa that caters to couples or allows co-ed spa experience. Here are these magical spas:
| Reliquary at Hard Rock Hotel  |
The Spa Mandarin Oriental  |
Qua Baths and Spa Caesars Palace  |
The Drift at the Palms  |
The Spa and Salon at Encore  |
Hope you have a fabulous, naughty Las Vegas vacation that you will remember for ever!
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